Me before eating dinner: Itadakimasu!
My mom: Shut the fuck up
My dad: Fucking weeaboo
My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
Oh my GOD.
Extreme dad jokes.
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- Instagram: hey you can do videos now
- Taeyeon: *records naked anime person running*
Best exo pun of all time.
Im so done with this gurl and her shenaniganz
somon coll do dokto
Im waiting for the day exo gets tired of baekhyuns shit and throws him to the ocean with just his underwear on and u can hear sehun whispering kkaebsong as they walk off into the distance
Me and my bestfriend talking about our youtube fans and this kinda happened.
Exo’s comeback album will be called Overdose
I can clearly see now why they chose Yixing as the main for this era
breathe if im your favorite blog
do a triple backflip if I’m not